Here’s a look at 20 of “Clueless’ ” funniest lines and exchanges, in no particular order.
Cher (to Dionne, who is wearing a flamboyant hat): “Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?” Dionne: “Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my backpack.”
Dionne (to Cher, who is driving): “Hello? There was a stop sign.”
Cher: “I totally paused.”
Cher (during a classroom debate): “So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, ‘What about the strain on our resources?’ Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put RSVP ’cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not RSVP I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”
Cher: “As if!”
Cher: “Would you call me selfish?”
Dionne: “No, not to your face.” Continue reading